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Altman plants has really outdone themselves this time. Glued-on straw flowers and color-saturated grafted Gymnocalycium are bad enough, but this is just ridiculous. Kosmic Kaktus plants… Apparently, these glow in the dark … What is wrong with this world?


In all seriousness, these are terrible.

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  1. cybunnies reblogged this from cactguy and added:
    DEAR CACTUS GOD. WHYYYY
  2. lemonsharks reblogged this from cactguy
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  4. wolfofthemoon reblogged this from blackstone-river
  5. blackstone-river reblogged this from cactguy and added:
    I once purchased a glitter-sprayed Norfolk pine because I felt so sorry for it, at least the glitter was semi-easy to...
  6. gamutboys reblogged this from cactguy and added:
    this kills me!!! we fucking got the dye-injected orchids at wegmans once and everyone that walked past would OHHH and...
  7. cactguy reblogged this from kihaku-gato and added:
    Bwhahahaha! How did I not catch this before?
  8. poop-town reblogged this from cactguy
  9. urbendisaster reblogged this from batesnursery and added:
    oi vey.
  10. albalone reblogged this from kihaku-gato
  11. kihaku-gato reblogged this from batesnursery and added:
    wait…. THEY EVEN GLUE GRAFT POOR CACTI NOW?!!? ……….. messa mad.
  12. cold-fl0urescence reblogged this from slide1mile6inches
  13. nedsecondline reblogged this from batesnursery and added:
    From the world of astroturf and contact paper - yuck.
  14. slide1mile6inches reblogged this from batesnursery and added:
    :(
  15. batesnursery reblogged this from cactguy and added:
    Nope nope nope. If you want a painted plant, buy a fake one! This is just as crazy as the hot glued “grafted” cacti I...
  16. reactionsofthemind reblogged this from cactguy and added:
    This is rather disgusting. The things weve done to “enhance” or “alter” the beauty of nature… like hey guys, Mother...
  17. spookyskookin reblogged this from desliz and added:
    I just saw this shit in the hardware store today, I gotta wonder how people really fall for it. The “flowers” fell off...
  18. desliz reblogged this from cactguy and added:
    I judge people who buy these things, ngl not as much as I judge people who knowingly buy glofish and reptiles bred in...
  19. yugimew reblogged this from cactguy and added:
    Personally when I’m shopping for a plant, I want one that looks like a plant.
  20. searchingforthereal reblogged this from cactguy
  21. teratocybernetics reblogged this from bleb-punk and added:
    Look, if you like those top ones, I’ll get you a fucking pile of dryer lint with strategically placed needles, coat the...
  22. bleb-punk reblogged this from cactguy and added:
    If you want a plant like that BUY A FAKE PLANT.
  23. tastyprawn said: What the heck‽ Poor plants!

 

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